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The self-styled “blond, bouncy and one for the boys” club promoter, son of disgraced Tory MP Derek Conway is to present a Trinny and Susannah-style show on BBC2, alongside Twiggy, pictured.

Says a chum: “He’s really excited about working in TV and with Twiggy, who is his idol.”

Henry, pictured – who along with his brother Frederick was paid thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ cash for doing “research” for his father – began filming yesterday.

But the night before he was sporting his trademark peacock feather headdress at the Visa Swap Loft party in London’s Covent Garden – though, thankfully, he now plans to give it away.

“It’s time someone else is able to enjoy this fantastic piece,” he twittered. “I am looking for something even more fabulous to replace it with.”

Does Twiggy know what she’s letting herself in for?