BE SURE NOT TO CROSS JENNY

One hopes it is very thick indeed when it comes to actress Jenny Seagrove.

For Jenny, 49, right, who is starring in a West End revival of Somerset Maugham’s tale of intrigue, The Letter, as the wife of a Malaysian rubber planter who denies a murder, admits she could be capable of killing someone in real life.

“Only in self defence, or if someone I loved was being threatened,” says the deceptively fragile-looking long-time partner of theatre impresario Bill Kenwright.

She’s clearly a lady on whose right side it’s best to stay.