As photographers jostled for position to snap her posing for a 61st birthday picture in St James’s Park – wearing the same outfit she chose to celebrate her 60th – one veteran snapper shouted out to a woman reporter blocking his view: “Move your head, baby.”

“Camilla immediately responded, readjusting her pose, before realising that the order wasn’t meant for her,” reports our monarchist mole.

“Cue giggles all around and a smirking royal birthday girl.”