JEMIMA'S IN A RIGHT CAT FLAP

Police were called in early yesterday after the Bengal pedigree – worth around £1,000 – vanished from the heiress’s home in West London. She feared it had been stolen.

Last night former Flying Squad Commander John O’Connor said: “It is a complete misuse of police resources. Police have better things to do than to pander to the whims of rich celebrities.”

A Scotland Yard spokesman said: “Police were called to a Chelsea address regarding the disappearance of a cat.

There is no suggestion that the disappearance is suspicious.”

Would the police have turned up if Jemima was a single mum on a council estate, we wonder?