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		<title><![CDATA[Daily Express :: Odd News Feed]]></title>
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		<description>Simply The Best 7 Days A Week</description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:39:43 +0000</pubDate> 
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			 <title><![CDATA[Coleen Rooney leaves Kai Wayne at home for Beyonce concert]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141353/Coleen-Rooney-leaves-Kai-Wayne-at-home-for-Beyonce-concert/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141353/Coleen-Rooney-leaves-Kai-Wayne-at-home-for-Beyonce-concert/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/141353_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[MOTHERHOOD clearly agrees with Coleen Rooney, judging by her glamorous appearance, left, at a Beyonce concert this week.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141353/Coleen-Rooney-leaves-Kai-Wayne-at-home-for-Beyonce-concert/#comments</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Cemetery bosses open world's first high-rise tombs]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141280/Cemetery-bosses-open-world-s-first-high-rise-tombs/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141280/Cemetery-bosses-open-world-s-first-high-rise-tombs/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/141280_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[CROWDED cemetery bosses have opened the world's first high-rise tombs after realising that all their grave plots had been taken up.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141280/Cemetery-bosses-open-world-s-first-high-rise-tombs/#comments</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Talent flop takes show to court]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141278/Talent-flop-takes-show-to-court/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141278/Talent-flop-takes-show-to-court/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/141278_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[A LOSER on Germany's version of Britain's Got Talent is taking the show to court claiming they digitally altered his ears so he'd get fewer votes.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141278/Talent-flop-takes-show-to-court/#comments</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Man marries his dead fiancee]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141277/Man-marries-his-dead-fiancee/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141277/Man-marries-his-dead-fiancee/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/141277_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[DEVOTED partner Yu Liang, 27, married his fiancee's body after she died just days before their wedding day.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141277/Man-marries-his-dead-fiancee/#comments</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Funny: Anti-terror police mistake fish for bomb]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141227/Funny-Anti-terror-police-mistake-fish-for-bomb/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141227/Funny-Anti-terror-police-mistake-fish-for-bomb/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/141227_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[ANTI-terrorist police sealed off an airport terminal after mistaking 140lbs of frozen fish for a bomb. ]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/141227/Funny-Anti-terror-police-mistake-fish-for-bomb/#comments</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Pelican's &#163;1m bill]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/140297/Pelican-s-1m-bill/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/140297/Pelican-s-1m-bill/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/140297_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[THE driver of a &#163;1million sports car crashed it into a lagoon after he was distracted by a "low-flying" pelican.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/140297/Pelican-s-1m-bill/#comments</comments><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Miracle bionic bottom]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/140224/Miracle-bionic-bottom/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/140224/Miracle-bionic-bottom/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/140224_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[SURGEONS have created a ‘bionic bottom' for a father-of-two after a motorcycle accident caused devastating injuries. ]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/140224/Miracle-bionic-bottom/#comments</comments><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Driven up the pole!]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/140194/Driven-up-the-pole-/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/140194/Driven-up-the-pole-/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/140194_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[IF YOU thought your local traffic-calming scheme was bad enough to navigate, take a look at what Chinese drivers have to contend with.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/140194/Driven-up-the-pole-/#comments</comments><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Searching for the Holy Grail? Look no further...]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/139737/Searching-for-the-Holy-Grail-Look-no-further-/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/139737/Searching-for-the-Holy-Grail-Look-no-further-/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/139737_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[DA VINCI CODE fans will be reaching for their symbology text books and clamouring for a viewing of this medieval property.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/139737/Searching-for-the-Holy-Grail-Look-no-further-/#comments</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			 <title><![CDATA[Cricket legend sells his own blood]]></title>
			 <link>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/139732/Cricket-legend-sells-his-own-blood/</link>
			 <description>&lt;a href='http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/139732/Cricket-legend-sells-his-own-blood/'&gt;&lt;img src='http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/60x60/139732_1.jpg' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;<![CDATA[CRICKET legend Sachin Tendulkar is bowling over fans with a special edition of his autobiography containing a drop of his own blood.]]></description>
			 <comments>http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/139732/Cricket-legend-sells-his-own-blood/#comments</comments><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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