Paris gets dolled up

Paris Hilton is a stunningly beautiful girl. If she had lived a century or so ago,gagged,groomed and whaleboned, she would have had the British male aristocracy kneeling at her feet. Perhaps even a Prince. Then it was the fashion to buy a title with daddy's money,to bring the family castle out of decay,the silver out of hock and quickly produce one or two healthy heirs. All this before gratefully slipping into the social whirl of lovers and house parties,leaving her chinless wonder hubby happy with his horses and dogs. Whom he treated with a lot more affection and respect than he ever gave his wife. That was then and this is now. Prison instead of a castle,champagne out of a plastic cup instead of a slipper and a paddy wagon in place of coach and horses.On second thoughts, she would fit in well with our present day rollicking drunken and carousing royalty..............

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