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Hector

Location:Inverness, GB
Age: Hidden
Gender: male
In a few words: A modest Highland gentleman of great disticntion.

The best and worst of British odours

Published: Wednesday August 27,2008 by Hector

The best for me is bogmyrtle over heather in the Scottish summer.
The worst is an unwashed member of the lower orders on the London Tube .
But even the latter has hidden benefits: There is no way the Russians will ever invade us if they have to put up with that.

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