WHO SAID "THINGS CAN'T GET WORSE"

Thankfully David Miliband didn't achieve his ambition to be a bus conductor, just think if he'd been promoted to Inspector what a state our public transport would be in now. As Secretary of State for Foreign & Commonwealth Affairs....what can we say, he didn't even know that Mugabe was appointed an honorary Knight Grand Cross in the Order of the Bath by our Queen. To be expected when you see Wikipedia that states "there was not much intellectual promise in his school reports".

And how about Miliband suggesting every citizen being issued with a "Carbon Credit Card" to improve personal carbon thrift. The catastrophic attempts by Nu-Labour to divert peoples attention away from the mess they have created during the past ten years, is beyond belief....can you imagine every citizen wandering about with a miniature vacuum cleaner, waving the nozzle about in the air sucking in all the carbon monoxide....NO of course you can't. But hold on...just think about the revenue from everyone having to buy a portable vacuum cleaner!!

If the BNP move into prime position as the Opposition Party....you can give credit to the Labour Party for achieving something. There may be water on Mars.....how about sending all Labour MP's on a little "jollie" to check it out, just ensure there is insufficient fuel for the return journey.

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