My Diary for Friday 23rd May.

Can't holiday abroad due to airport taxes, fuel charges and exchange rates.
Can't holiday at home due to exhorbitant petrol prices, road and rail works.
Can't shop again this week due to increased prices.
Must stay at home in case the Bin men need a lift.
Even though the sun of the past week as disappeared can't put the heating on due to gas and electricity prices.
So the wife and I will sit with our coats on and play Scrabble.
Who took the Great out of Britain.
Come on Mr. Brown listen to the people.

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